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by Mark Manoukian Kegler, Brown, Hill & Ritter he following is an excerpt from the daily journal of Maximum Guy, an attorney-at-law who specializes in legal issues of robotic and artificially intelligent entities. He is also the manager of the Fox, Udelay and Doberman (FUD) franchise in San Diego, California. FUD is a partially-owned subsidiary of the Axis Corporation. Mr. Guy wears a device that automatically journals his daily activities. The Integrated Auto-Journal (IAJ), manufactured by Braniac Legal Technologies, is more affectionately known as the BLT, the abbreviation for the name of its maker. The BLT offers numerous options that allow the device to observe, filter and report as one wears it throughout the day. The BLT recognizes activities via sound, video, Van Eck radiation, GPS and passive monitoring of any and all technical systems, including one’s computer, phone, car, home appliances, etc. The BLT’s more advanced features, which come at a price, T provide direct connections to the central nervous system via cranial electrodes, a skull socket or an existing deep brain stimulation interface. Consequently, enormous amounts of raw data are captured, converted into meaningful language and 26 www.iltanet.org Peer to Peer filtered to produce a report of work-related activities. A fully tricked-out BLT is commonly referred to as a BLT Deluxe with Sauce, where “deluxe” signifies all advanced options, and “sauce” signifies the most advanced “stream of consciousness” options, which are abbreviated “soc” and pronounced “sauce.” The rules of Mr. Guy’s recording system are configured to exclude personal thoughts, activities that do not meet minimum time requirements, and/or activities that take place in explicitly tagged non-work locations, unless the user is engaged in a work activity. For the sake of brevity, we’re providing only a portion of Mr. Guy’s very active day. LOG DATE: MARCH 17, 2025 7:01-7:17 A.M. While showering, dwelt on tax implications of re-incorporating Cranberry Corporation in Qatar in response to dissolution of Cayman Islands as a result of swallowing by the sea.