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4 Issue 70 / 2014 GUESTLIST guestlist.net Five Ways to Cheer the FuCk up The world today could be described as mildly depressing. Here are five handy hints that will make you so happy that people will soon be asking the name of your next MD dealer. 1 Read Something Inspirational It could be something as sassy as Instagram's @ phuckyoquotes. After all, it's nice to know that not every member of the human race is a heartless, callous bastard with a penchant for pissing on your bonfire. 2 Tell yourself that you're great- All the f*cking time. When I wake up in the morning, I stretch, I yawn and birds from Disney films come and make my bed and fetch my slippers. I eat a hearty bowl of porridge prepared by the nice men in chequered shirts at Quaker oats, look in the mirror, smile and tell myself how generally fantastic I am and that today is my day. 3 Buy yourself something pretty It cannot be denied that buying shit makes you feel better. They say it's the small things in life that matter, like the smile of a child. Next time you want cheering up, why not pay a small impoverished child to smile at you, because that wouldn't be creepy or weird at all. 4 Do something nice for others Some time ago (2007), a group of men also known as 'scientists' conducted a bit of research suggesting that if you do good things for other people, you're more likely to be happy. Even if it's just filling their empty ice cube trays next time you go round to their house. #Karma. Anybody disputing this theory is wrong as it's science and science is right about absolutely everything. 5 DANCE Baz Lurhmann wrote ' Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room'. 'I danced with all the passion of Beyoncé and feel no better about my present situation' said nobody ever. Plus chances are you look great, so everyone's a winner. More at guestlist.net

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