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Issue 70 / 2014
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Five Ways to Cheer the FuCk up
The world today could be described as mildly depressing. Here are five handy
hints that will make you so happy that people will soon be asking the name of
your next MD dealer.
1
Read Something
Inspirational
It could be something
as sassy as Instagram's @
phuckyoquotes. After all,
it's nice to know that not
every member of the human
race is a heartless, callous
bastard with a penchant for
pissing on your bonfire.
2
Tell yourself that you're
great- All the f*cking
time.
When I wake up in the
morning, I stretch, I yawn
and birds from Disney films
come and make my bed
and fetch my slippers. I eat
a hearty bowl of porridge
prepared by the nice men in
chequered shirts at Quaker
oats, look in the mirror,
smile and tell myself how
generally fantastic I am and
that today is my day.
3
Buy yourself
something pretty
It cannot be denied
that buying shit makes you
feel better. They say it's
the small things in life that
matter, like the smile of a
child. Next time you want
cheering up, why not pay a
small impoverished child to
smile at you, because that
wouldn't be creepy or weird
at all.
4
Do something nice for
others
Some time ago
(2007), a group of men
also known as 'scientists'
conducted a bit of research
suggesting that if you
do good things for other
people, you're more likely
to be happy. Even if it's
just filling their empty ice
cube trays next time you
go round to their house.
#Karma. Anybody disputing
this theory is wrong as it's
science and science is right
about absolutely everything.
5
DANCE
Baz Lurhmann wrote
' Dance, even if you
have nowhere to do it but
in your own living room'. 'I
danced with all the passion
of Beyoncé and feel no
better about my present
situation' said nobody
ever. Plus chances are you
look great, so everyone's a
winner.
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