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We are always being told that things are changing for the better, but we are being brain-washed. Russell Brand may not have gone to Eton or Oxford but he knows what the normal person worries about. At Guestlist we believe he is our last chance and saviour if we want genuine change. So rise up and follow Brand into a new system, a system where everything is fair and equal, where you are rewarded for hard work and not for having a mum and dad who gave you everything. It's time we all realised that we shouldn't believe everything the media is saying. Start talking to the people around you and realise that we are all the same. It's sad that people blame each other for the problems in our country. The fact that you lost your job isn't an im- migrant's fault; your house price hasn't plummeted because Greece needed a bail out. The people to blame for the state of our country are the politicians. Get angry at David Cameron. Let him know that if Russell Brand were to stand in an election, everybody would turn up to vote, and most of those votes would go to him. 7 7 Issue 65 / 2014 GUESTLIST guestlist.net THE MEDIA: Brand is not a fan of how the media works. When we follow Brand into revolution the media will change drastically. The News will be replaced by the 'Trews.' Every piece of information you read, watch or listen to will be 100% percent true. There will be no more propaganda. Brand believes that the news should be there to educate you on what is going on in the world, not what the Govern- ment thinks you should know. When Edward Snowden leaked information about Govern- ments spying on us and evading our privacy, that was heroic, but the media attempts to- force us to believe that he was in the wrong. Although Brand's version of a Government wouldn't spy on us, if it did, we are certain Brand would let us know. DRUG ADDICTION AND REHABILITATION: As an ex DRUG ADDICT, Brand is the per- fect ambassador for a change in our drugs policy in Britain. He is passionate and speaks for those who don't have a voice. Under the current government, the brutal truth is that people who do drugs are dispensable to politicians. 'ADDICTION affects all of us but the poorest pay the biggest price.'- Russell Brand ADDICTION is a mental illness, which is why it is idiotic to make anyone who takes drugs a criminal. It is blindingly obvious that prohibition on drugs does not work, if people want to take them, they will. Our political Messiah states the obvious when he says that prohibition only creates an un- regulated, criminally controlled, global mob economy. We can assume then that when Brand gets into power he will de-criminalise the carrying of drugs for personal use. This has worked in Portugal and Switzerland. Af- ter they changed their drugs policy there has been less crime and a lower number of drug-related deaths. CLIMATE CHANGE: Unlike current 'leaders' Brand will take the environment seriously. He doesn't just pre- tend to care about the environment; he genuinely loves and wants to protect it. He would control the ENERGY COMPA- NIES to make sure they are economical and he would make sure they understand how much responsibility they have for the earth. The best thing he would do would be to tax those horrible, big, selfish corporations who use our planet to create profit. THE ROYAL FAMILY: We can wave goodbye to the biggest ben- efit thieves in Britain, if we help Brand get into power. Brand says we need to stop giv- ing time and money to a random, out-dated practice and we should stop papers like the Daily Mail preaching that having a monarchy is normal. So let's vote Brand into power and maybe her majesty will be working in Wait- rose. More at guestlist.net

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