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8 Issue 78 / 2015 GUESTLIST guestlist.net TweeTer of The monTh: Dillon francis man commuTes from Barcelona To lonDon It's cheaper for Sam Cookney to travel than to rent in London Cookney came up with the idea two years ago and has now actually put it into action. He lives alone in a two-bedroom flat with a roof terrace in Barca for €800, and commutes several times a month, working from home or in co-working space on the other days. Cookney's door-to-door is 5 and a half hours, and though the flights can vary in price, he's saving money, and enjoys life in both cities. inflaTaBle minion Terrorises DuBlin Giant Minion balloon stops traffic A 40-foot inflatable Kevin, one of the Minions made famous in Despicable Me came loose from a fairground and fell onto traffic in Dublin during windy weather. The balloon brought traffic to a standstill, even knocking off one car's wing mirror, and the Garda had to be called in. There were no injuries but Dublin City Councillor Paul McAuliffe said it was a "despicable" breach in health and safety. cocaine keeps Turning up in Bananas A couple of months back we reported on a mega coke haul being found in Berlin branches of Aldi, and now it's happening over here. Tesco import most of their bananas from Costa Rica before distributing them to stores. An employee in Wokingham Tesco's found five bags of white powder - £600,000 worth of coke – in with the bananas whilst unpacking the fruit. And we're betting this won't be the last time either. This time the stash was discovered in a Berkshire Tesco weirD anD wonDerful The Moombahton man is a prolific tweeter, sharing videos, Vines, GIFs, photos and little nuggets of wisdom around the clock. And he is a big emoji fan so we're definitely on board "I legit need to pull a Larry David and pick up a hooker so I can take the carpool lane out of this LA traffic" - The struggle is real but Dillon's always got a solution tucked away. "YEAH YOU GOT COOL OLD BUILDINGS SURE BUT THEY ARE BLOCKING MY FUCKING WIFI" - The definition of 2015 problems. "I'm pretty fucking positive I just showed the world that Moombahton is a mainstage weapon @tomorrowland" - Dillon tore up the stage at the Belgian festival and he's not afraid to let y'all know about it. "My job is fucked up…No human should be allowed this much free alcohol" - He takes pride in what he does but also knows he's one very lucky guy. "I don't understand neck beards…" - NO ONE understands neck beards. "Do you ever look outside of the airplane you're in and think 'damn I'll never know any of you cuz I'm up here and you're down there" - He can also get way philosophical. Watch how you think this on the next flight you take. "I don't always tell people to put their hands up but when I do, it's very fucking sensually" - Once again, Dillon knows what he's doing and isn't afraid to say so. Hands up people. Follow @DILLONFRANCIS for more social media goodness.

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