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8 Issue 80 / 2015 GUESTLIST guestlist.net TweeTer of The monTh: 99 SoulS The PoPe iS releaSing an album Wake Up! will be out on November 27th The prog-rock infused LP, produced in collaboration with "artistic director" Don Guilio Neroni, features excerpts of Pope Francis delivering speeches and scared hymns accompanied by uplifting music. The multilingual album covers topics including environmental issues, peace and helping those in need. The lead single 'Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward!', premiered on Rolling Stone, is available for streaming. Rock on. edward Snowden/ SciSSorhandS Comedian Jon Hendren trolled a US news anchor Hendren was interviewed on HLN's news show about Edward Snowden's decision to join Twitter but instead of talking about the whistleblower, he repeatedly referred to the fictional Edward Scissorhands. The anchor remained oblivious despite Hendren's replies going along lines such as "We got scared when he poked a hole in a waterbed with his scissor fingers, and that was unreasonable of us." drunk Tory acTiviST TakeS mancheSTer To london uber Following a night of drinking after George Osborne's speech at the Tory party conference in Manchester, one activist woke up in London after taking a drunken Uber across the country. He remained upbeat about it, saying afterwards: "Well you know what a drunken night out is like! I'm 19 years old and intend to enjoy my youth." He took the £311, 300-mile journey after a big night weird and wonderful The house duo (aka Le Projet Secret) only burst onto the music scene last year but are already building quite a reputation for great tunes and top-drawer Twitter action "Just got to my hotel in Canterbury & I think the toilet's being haunted by Thomas Becket or something, it flushed 5 times while I was on it" - Nice local knowledge. ""Seal spotted surfing humpback whale"…For a split second I was imagining a while being ridden by a man singing 'Kissed By A Rose'" - Now that is something we would like to see. "When you're enjoying a YouTube playlist & then an EDM song starts playing = enjoying eating Revels & then you eat the coffee one" - This is possibly the best analogy we've heard. "If you're a promoter & cant afford to book Amine Edge & Dance, u could put a swear jar in the booth & be in profit halfway through their set" - Shots fired. "Got in a yellow taxi and a song from GTA Vice City came on, for a second my hands went pixelated" - Once a gamer always a gamer. "Amsterdam then Houston…Gonna basically eat waffles for a week straight, with chocolate for the first half & chicken for the second half" - Dining like kings we say. "Gonna release my own SatNav…Beyonce "to the left to the left", Jess Glynne "right here", when there's cameras, Kanye "drive slow homie"". - Get these guys a Kickstarter because this needs to be a thing in real life. Follow @99SoulsOfficial for more jokes on jokes.

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