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Issue 83 / 2016
GUESTLIST
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Pee-back time
Hackney spends
£10,000 on washing
off urine fom its walls
Seems that's enough to have
pisssed the council off, so a
new anti-urine coating is being
implemented to combat this
problem. The coating has a barrier
which repels liquids, squirting it back.
Let's hope the idea of a pee shower
deters people from weeing on the
streets on Hackney.
Drum & bass' most
unlikey fan?
The BBC Breakfast host
admits his love for drum
& bass
Drum & bass has a lot of fans from
all over the place with different
backgrounds. Though you might be
a little surprised by the latest guy
to admit his love for the genre. Last
week the BBC Breakfast host, Charlie
Stayt, admitted that he loves drum &
bass. The high energy is good for when
he goes running, so maybe we won't be
seeing him on the floors any time soon.
Get smart DonalD
trumP
The constant attacks on his
intelligence and personality have
seemingly been justified today after
Trump tweeted perhaps the most
stupid thing ever: "Man shot inside
Paris police station. Just announced that
terror threat is at highest level. Germany
is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!"
Apparently, Paris is now in Germany.
Trump's put his foot in it
yet again
weirD anD wonDerful
tweets
of
the
month
We've got more of the best
tweets from the music world
and beyond
william @Tourist
Hoping there'll be no
top knots, vaping or
Tropical House in 2016.
God we hope so too.
Tiga @ciaotiga
I simply don't have
the constitution for
boutique hotels.
Next level DJs
Complaining.
Rob Delaney @
robdelaney
Surprised Bear Grylls
& Jamie Oliver haven't
collaborated on "Diet
Piss" yet.
Don't give them any
ideas mate.
Mangal 2 Restaurant
@Mangal2
No Abu Hamza in
Celebrity Big Brother?
What is this shit?
Mangal 2 keeping it
edgy.
Jme @JmeBBK
Tom from MySpace
must get grievous
banterly harm from
absolutely everyone.
"Where's all your
friends now fam?!"
Haha Tom.
DJ KHALED @
djkhaled
All praise to the most
high bless up.
Keys to success y'all.
