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20 JUNE 10-23, 2017 | DENVER CATHOLIC In Brief Classifieds 303-715-3212 | classifieds@archden.org In honor of Father's Day…some dad jokes Father's Day is next weekend, which makes it the perfect time to highlight a talent most dads don't get nearly enough recognition for: dad jokes. Dads have a knack for coming up with jokes that are so bad that they're funny, and admit it: We love them. We asked you, our dear readers, to share some of your best dad jokes. Here were some of the highlights: • "Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks!" • "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" • "My dad is an elevator operator. He said the business has its ups & downs." • "'Hey, they are looking for you.' 'Who?' 'The squirrels, they think you're nuts!'" And here are a few of our favorites that we found on Google: • "Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!" • "You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European." • "If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?" • "Asked my dad where my sunglasses are. He said, 'I don't know, where are my dad glasses?'" TV MASS FOR THE HOMEBOUND SUNDAY, JUNE 11 6:30 a.m. English, CatholicTV Mass 7:00 a.m. Spanish, CatholicTV Mass SUNDAY, JUNE 18 6:30 a.m. English, CatholicTV Mass 7:00 a.m. Spanish, CatholicTV Mass SUNDAY, JUNE 25 6:30 a.m. English, CatholicTV Mass 7:00 a.m. Spanish, CatholicTV Mass COLORADO PUBLIC TELEVISION, CPT12 Priests got pipes When was the last time an album made by a choir of priests topped the Billboard chart? Our money's on never, but that's exactly what's happened for the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter, who are active in 37 dioceses around the country, including our very own Archdiocese of Denver. Their new album, Requiem, is a collection of Gregorian Chant and Polyphony music that topped Bill- board's Classical Overall and Classical Tradi- tional Charts and made #1 on iTunes and Ama- zon's Classical charts. It's a record full of beau- tiful sacred music that should be heard by any fan of classical or chant music, and certainly by any Catholic. To get a copy for yourself, be sure to visit fssp.com/ requiem-the-fraternity.