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Monthly newspaper and online publication targeting 18 to 35 year olds. The ultimate guide to the hottest parties, going out and having fun. Music, fashion, film, travel, festivals, technology, comedy, and parties! London, Barcelona, Miami and Ibiza.

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10 Issue 82 / 2015 GUESTLIST guestlist.net TWEETER OF THE MONTH IT IS ILLEGAL TO FLY A KITE OR SLIDE ON ICE IN THE STREET Introduced in 1839, I can only imagine that this was a safety measure but really no fun. Ebenezer Scrooge...You're breaking the law buddy. A PREGNANT WOMAN CAN LEGALLY RELIEVE HERSELF I can't believe more pregnant women haven't taken advantage of this bizarre law. The law even states that a policeman's helmet is not even off limits! I thought Feminists would've caught onto this one by now. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DRUNK IN A PUB Under the metropolitan police act of 1839,it is illegal for the 'keeper of a public house to permit drunkenness on premises'. I have a feeling this law has been broken many, many times. Guestlist bring you the best tweets from the realm of music & beyond R.Lukaku Bolingoli10 @RomeluLukaku9 2h2 hours ago Slum village (music note emoji) The football-scene's Stormzy expressing his musical know-how. Amy Becker @ BecksOnDecks 6h6 hours ago perks of being 5ft 3: u can slyly stalk man w umbrellas on oxford st for shelter The UK's new little gem of a DJ servin up her usual twitter gold Young Thug @ youngthug Dec 3 Ur a peon and your girl wear juicy couture.... Thugga gives his verdict on haters/their thots fashion Julie DiCaro @ JulieDiCaro 15h15 hours ago Leave, Actually Recently trending #RuinAChristmasMovie produced some excellent tweets SKEPTA @Skepta Dec 3 Smh @David_Cameron Arguably UK's hottest act of 2015 gives his verdict on the countries most contentious issue Midland I own the coldest feet in the world. Last night my foot accidentally touched someone and they screamed. Someone buy the man some socks for Xmas WEIRD BRITISH LAWS It is unlcear when this law was introduced. But to this day it stands as one of the most ridiculous laws ever. Imagine someone storming into the houses of parliament and gunning you down, and in the news you're the one in the wrong. Pretty messed up. what even is the punishment? TURNING AWAY SOMEONE WHO REQUIRING THE TOILET This law is only in place in Scotland. It kind of sounds like a law that a patrolling police officer made when he was really desperate for the loo and knocked at someone's door. CAUSING A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IS ILLEGAL This law was introduced in 1998. If you were thinking of Nuking something or someone, Don't! It's very illegal...I can't understand why... IT IS ILLEGAL TO 'HANDLE A SALMON IN SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES This was actually introduced as recently as 1886, and I can't make sense of it. Is this a euphemism?

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